Rhino and the Drunkcylist Gorilla

Whiskey Off Road - 50 Proof was last weekend.


I may have raced, and I may not have. My lawyers are telling me to not talk about it.

IF...I was there you know I would have rocked the full rigid singlespeed 29er.

IF...I was there I probably would have finished the 50 Proof race in 5:52. Which might have been more than an hour better than my best time, but still not close to the mutant leaders.

IF...I did race the 50 Proof, you know Rhino would have been on the hill, heckling the Pros, and slanging with with the Drunkcylist Dirtybiker Gorilla.

IF...I race the 50, it was certain I would have taken advantage of the PBR tallboy handup on the clogged singletrack conga line.

Was I really there? I don't remember. Will I be there next year...only if I can find a sponsor and hang with the Dirty Gorilla again.